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annoyed![]() Welcome! It seems you have stumbled upon our keymashing guide! ![]() Keymashing. The answer to everything. Whether you’re sad, angry, hyper, it doesn’t matter. The ultimate expression of emotion through a keyboard. A language of its own. A universal code for fangirls around the world. It's an art. You're so excited, and you can't type your thoughts - it comes out in the form of letters strung together that do not make a word - sdhjkla;a;hjkflg. In this guide, you will learn the history of keymashing and proper ways to keymash! ![]() Nobody really knows where keymashing comes from originally. Some say from video games, but it has also been seen on messageboards for bands, and on a place we all know as Hold on to your panties, because there are rules. 2 rules, to be specific. Use the middle row of keys. That’s 98% of the trick. The other 2% is just talent, so to speak. An example: rbwermroiu = BAD. asjdfaljshdfa = GOOD. Which brings us to the real question here. Have you mashtered the art? ![]() As stated above, there are 2 rules in keymashing. And now we shall elaborate on it :) RULE 1: It's keymashing. Not lettermashing. Therefore, it's a-okay to throw in a semi colon or whatever, and since the semi-colon is right next to the L in the middle row of keys, it usually manages to find its way into a keymash. And use the middle row of keys, always. That's the key thing in keymashing. Use a lot of A's, too. RULE 2: But this is the most important one, so listen up. Listening? Heads I win, tails you lose. What? Kidding. Oh yeah, back to the rule! HAVE FUN WITH IT! KEYMASHING IS AN ART, NOT A JOB. GO CRAZY. MAKE IT INSANELY LONG. MAKE IT INSANELY SHORT. DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE (but make sure it follows rule number 1, lol) ![]() And this is as good as it gets. Making it any longer would be taking ourselves way too seriously and that's annoying.We hope you've enjoyed this, and we accept all major credit cards. Just kidding (well, maybe.) But in the 30 seconds it took you to read this, we hope that you have become a better keymasher. Good luck in your future keymashing! With too much time on their hands and ♥, |
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